Balkan oil check

When you suck your pinky finger and insert it an another persons anus then taste your pinky finger again.

That fart smells like you need a balkan oil check. You're probably running hot.

by CP85 June 23, 2022

Balkan Retreat

A euphemism for someone’s arse, posterior, anus, or shitter. Popular amongst the armed forces deployed to sort out the whole collapse of Yugoslavia schemozzle. (See also Garry Glitter)

She totally pegged him, took him right up the Balkan Retreat.

So I said to him for your birthday we’re doing something special, you can enter my Balkan Retreat.

by The Big Effin’ Gee May 12, 2021

Balkan Goodbye

When your Balkan partner says goodbye to the host/hostess of the party and a new set off conversations begin as if they haven't seen each other in years.

1st phase: Sitting down, Balkan person says goodbye to Balkan host and a new conversational topic arises 10 min.

2nd phase: You stand up, says goodbye then start talking about something else 15 min
3rd phase: You walk to the door, says goodbye, then new topic 15 min.
4th phase: You make it outside but still by the door 15 more min.
5th phase: 10 more minutes talking outside of your car (without getting in)
6th phase: You make it in the car but you pull down your window for something she forgot to say, 5 min.

You drive off.

"Thank you so much for having us. I really liked your Mititei (Romanian Meatballs) Let me tell you about the Balkan store I go to." The trigger of the Balkan Goodbye

by Jean_Cocteau July 19, 2023

Balkan Boner

When you have Balkan rage and then you start getting aroused from the rage flowing through your penis

Oh my God Daxton got a Balkan Boner!

by Hal Wilkerson May 2, 2025

Balkanization

Balkanization is the fragmentation of a larger region or state into smaller regions or states, which may be hostile or uncooperative with one another. It is usually caused by differences of ethnicity, culture, and religion and some other factors such as past grievances. The term is pejorative when sponsored or encouraged by a sovereign third party, it has been used as an accusation against such third party nations. Controversially, the term is often used by voices for the status quo to underscore the dangers of acrimonious or runaway secessionism.
Or for others that don't understand, Balkanization is when One country's government / people start to form hatred towards its neighbouring country. For example Macedonia hates Bulgaria, Greece and for the most Albania. Bulgaria hates Macedonia, Greece, Turkey and Serbia. Serbia hates Albania / Kosova, Greece, Bulgaria, Bosnia and Croatia. Everyone hates Slovakia because they insist they are in the Balkans. Greece hates Macedonia, Serbia, Bulgaria, Turkey and Albania. Albania / Kosova hate Macedonia, Serbia, Montenegro, Greece, Bulgaria and Croatia and Bosnia think they are better than everyone so they hate everyone but themselves.

Balkanization
verb
past tense: Balkanized; past participle: Balkanized
divide (a region or body) into smaller mutually hostile states or groups.
"ambitious neighbours would snatch pieces of territory, Balkanizing the country"

by notMaettix February 5, 2022

Balkans

The shithole of the earth located in the balkan peninsula in south eastern Europe

you're going to the balkans

NooNOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by athinistan July 6, 2021

Balkan Breakfast

When those TikTok assholes thinks they're doing it right

Asshole 1 : Look guys! I'm eating Balkan Breakfast!
Some random dude in the comments : stfu that ain't the Balkan Breakfast you absolute foolish nigga

by shiiishkebab December 8, 2024