ballistics

1.) acting rampant mad/violent within the heat of an argument or a quandary

2.) doing exceptionally well in a tense situation, in the sense of going crazy.

1s.) Take a look at that fight at McDonalds, he's going ballistics!

2s.) Just took the math final that I busted my ass for, I was going ballistics.

by stivodivo March 9, 2019

BALListic insurance

Recognizing the responsibility of having children is so costly that you decide to freeze your testicles to make sure that accidents don't happen.

Testicles are frozen for later use.

"Holy Smokes, did you see Juli's son took a crap on her porch?... Her husband should have had some BALListic insurance."

by zoogi0 May 7, 2009

Ballsticles

Used as a term of frustration or ridicule in place of Bollocks or F***.

Ah Ballsticles! Or Thats just Ballsticles

by HawaFu December 26, 2009

Ballisticphalicaphobia

Ballisticphalicaphobia
The Fear of getting shot in the Dick.

I refuse to carry Aiwb (Appendix Carry) , I have a serious case of Ballisticphalicaphobia.

" So I hear Carlitos has a serious case of Ballisticphalicaphobia."

"No wonder why he is always mexi packen at 3 oclock. "

by Nycityman July 29, 2019

ballisticated

completely and utterly blown away. destroyed, shocked, pwned.......

pronounced (bah - list - ah- kate- ed)

word started from the new orleans hurrican disaster to discribe the damage done.. word started by Josh Owen of Arkansas.

"from the railroad to the beach, i would say, 90% was just completely ballisticated"

by Cody Richardson September 12, 2005

inter-continental ballistic missile

A missile which is used for very long ranged attacks, often between continents; hence, inter-continental. These missiles often carry nuclear material which is used to create large explosions, such as those used by the United States during World War II.

The inter-continental ballistic missile completely devastated the country because of it's extreme heat and radiation.

by Michael Biz May 21, 2008

ballisticness

A state of anger bordering on hysteria over the negative outcome of an event or personal interaction.

She went into a state of ballisticness when she found out her boyfriend had been cheating on her.

by Tigerman42 June 16, 2011