Baffoon

A moron who has seen the definition of "bafoon" and thinks he is smart enough to spell it correctly, but still is too fucking stupid to look up how to spell it

Idiot: "wow people who can't spell baffoon are so stupid! like seriously, who would be that dumb?"
Smart person: "you fucking idiot..."

by kylorendud July 23, 2020

baffling

Shocking, appalling, straight up jaw dropping

It was baffling to see goody two shoes Susie dress like a skanky whore to school.

by slushxlush August 28, 2006

Balfazar Gracier

A made up person that people use in speeches and debates when they're making up statistics

It was doctor Balfazar Gracier who discovered that 80% of imigrants, are Asian

by I Live in Australia March 4, 2009

Ballfroth

The hair in between your crack and your genitalia

Dude I was so extremely bored last night, I braided my ballfroth!

by Yung Dreez October 25, 2009

Bafflefuck

To be confused, you are bafflefucked

Ah, man this maths homework is bafflefuckingly hard

by totallyawesomedudeman June 14, 2010

baffergaggle

When you burp and accidently throw up a little in your mouth.

*burp* aww man, I just baffergaggled.

by jdm14885 January 10, 2012

ballflarp

A ballflarp is a male version of a qweef. Gas that excretes a males buttocks and creeps up between the testicles and the thigh creating a thunderous clapping.

Wow I ate too much bean dip and my skinny jeans are so tight . I'm so gonna ballflarp tonight.

by SuperWinnick September 18, 2016