(verb) to balzate: to miss/'bounce' a certain event, person, etc. (often purposely). Due to its Italian origins, it is conventionally accompanied with an Italian hand gesture.
Bob: I'm too lazy to do anything, I will have to balzate football.
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Bill: I just balzated Mr. Smith's detention. He is well pissed now.
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Bill: I just balzated Mr. Smith's detention. He is well pissed now.
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1) Oh nuuuu.... My PnL and risk are out substantially... oh wait... Ive been BALCHED!
2) These tickets are wrong direction, px, u/l and maturity... oh shut! Ive been BALCHED!
2) These tickets are wrong direction, px, u/l and maturity... oh shut! Ive been BALCHED!
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