Bacon

An edible food. Despite being named "bacon" its actually cooked. And despite cookie being named "cookie" its actually baked.

I ate a bacon for lunch yesterday.

by deware April 12, 2023

Bacon

Bacon is a salty cut of a pig. It is sometimes put in bread for a sandwich.

The bacon was very salt so Jack had to have a drink after his sandwich

by Bob the binman October 12, 2019

Bacon

Mostly known as the greatest meat of all time, bacon is also the greatest surname. The bacon’s Are quite the partyers and know how to have a good time in good ol Canada

Neighbor: boy those bacon’s sure are partyers

by 2@5 August 15, 2018

Bacon

The most DELICIOUS food in the world! When the smell of bacon confronts your nostrils, it... it is too great of a sensation that its too hard to explain. It's like when your parents are not at home and there is 4 tubs of ice-cream in the freezer and you eat too much of it and feel SO great after but then you want to eat more and you physically/mentally cant do it. That is what bacon is! :)

"Dude what did you have for breakfast"
"I, I had bacon" (Falls over from eating too much bacon, then has greatest dream ever)

by Mr Butlick January 7, 2016

Bacon

THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIFT GOD GAVE TO THIS PLANET

BACON IS LOVE,
BACON IS LIFE

by JEDRULEZDAWORLD December 15, 2014

Bacon

The art of being exactly 98.7 kg at the age of 53 and 142 says. Pretty much a at pig

Eh eh look at that bacon on the other side of the street how does he walk

by Ensusksssjx December 6, 2018

Bacon

Some tasty food thats made from pig pussy

Person 1: My mom made me bacon for lunch
person 2: u such a ho

by A bootylicousspicepepper February 27, 2020