Backstabber

Someone who talks shit about you behind your back. If you were on fire and this person had a bottle of water they would rink the water and apologize about it later when you are in the ICU. This person makes you walk on hot coals to please them and then they turn around and talk about behind your back while still acting like your friends...stay away from theses people they are no good.

Good Friend: "OMG sorry i didnt mean ... is there anyway i can make it up to you?"

Bad Friend: "Nah.. it's okay it's fine, don't worry about it"

1 hour later
Bad Friend: "guess what this bitch did to me..... I have always hated her. all she wants is attention.. she should go die in a hole"

Next Day

Good Friend:" Hey Bestty"

Bad friend:"Hey Bestfriend in the world" -.-

Another person: "You do know she talks shit about you behind your back"

Good Friend: "WHAT A BACKSTABBER!!!"

by Don't Hate, Appreciate February 28, 2012

Backstabber

One who listens to your problems, pretends to be your friend, acts so fake around you you actually believe it, but in the end goes and hooks up with your boyfriend, spreads rumors about you, etc.

Amelia hooked up with him? I thought she was her best friend! What a backstabber....

by xxxxxooooo69 February 22, 2011

backstage pass

A pass, usually in the form of a laminated card or felt-like sticker, that allows the bearer access to the "backstage" area of an entertainment event (e.g., a concert). The area might not literally be behind the stage, but some other at the venue normally restricted to the other event attendees. An event may have different types of backstage passes for different levels of access; typically the "All Access" passes for a concert are of the laminated card variety, whereas the sticker type usually only allows the bearer access to limited areas at predetermined times.

Many music fans dream of getting a backstage pass so that they can meet their favorite bands at one of their concerts, but they should realize that 1) the bands their fan clubs don't always have the power to give out backstage passes; usually it's the venue or radio stations who get a hold of these, 2) like front-row tickets, backstage passes are mostly snatched up by those who already personally know somebody in the band, crew, or venue staff. And most importantly, 3) even having a backstage pass does not guarentee that you'll get to meet the band.

In the movie "Wayne's World", Wayne and Garth use their backstage passes to meet Alice Cooper after the show.

by Bill M. July 29, 2004

ballstache

When you place your ballsack across someone's upper lip. If done correctly, your cock should rest on their forehead.

While Mary was giving me a blowjob I decided to surprise her with a ballstache.

by Stiffboy May 8, 2005

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by DzpanTV June 26, 2021

Beast with two Backaches

Old people sex!

When we do make the beast with two backaches, our onomatopoeia is less "ooh" and "ahh" than "crack" and "help".
Credit Chris Onstad

by OP8 Massive February 18, 2009

backstage porn

When porn stars describes in what goes into an episode or shoot, such as outfits, accessories, scripts, venues, etc. Things such as STD testing happens beforehand, as well as kinky role plays demanded by the master of the set to "try out" the girls he hired.

As a porn star, I'm expected to describe where I get my nails done a certain color, hair done a certain way, and sex scenes rehearsed before a shoot in a backstage porn episode.

by galsgals805 February 28, 2017