Backdoor Fondue

A delicacy, Backdoor Fondue involves pouring warm melted cheese into your partners butthole. (Or waiting for a string cheese stick to melt after insertion.) After a full pour you proceed to eat said cheese out of your partners orfice. (Prefferably with lunch/exotic meats, sinks well with a slice of salami.)

Bro I was so excited last night my girlfriend asked me if we could have Backdoor Fondue for dinner.

by NaniwaSama December 16, 2022

Going out the backdoor

As an alternative to suicide, you take 100,000 ug of acid.

I don’t have the constitution or capacity for suicide.... going out the backdoor is the only option I have left.

by weregershmerglin Hozmindogel December 13, 2020

backdoor virgin

someone who has not been penetrated in the ass yet.

Be careful, Im a backdoor virgin!

by backdoor virgin January 6, 2010

Baido

Name of the individual with the largest, thicket, healthiest penis on the planet. Often used when comparing other penis sizes.

Girl 1: His penis was huge! Probably almost 1/10 of a Baido!
Girl 2: Whoa, that's almost 9 inches right?

by greenbaido June 17, 2009

Backdoor blumpkin

Cumming in a woman's ass and making another woman eat the cum out of her ass

I just had a threesome and i gave the ugly bitch a backdoor blumpkin

by akblumpkin May 8, 2010

Backdoor Green Apple Quicksteps

Diarrhea. Specifically, the gut wrenching stomach twisting kind of diarrhea that results from an over-indulgence of green apples or food poisoning. It's characterized by arapid and often unexpected onset.

That meal gave me a bad case of the backdoor green apple quicksteps.

by (]ieHar[) May 14, 2009

Backdoor Turkey

Before you put your dick in the girls ass, you get your dick real cold. So when you stick it in her she screams with a chilled, pleasured screech. Like a turkey.

What was that sound?

I don't know, I just saw him leave the freezer and he was naked.

Maybe he gave her a Backdoor Turkey.

by GPayte May 9, 2011