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barnacle status

When somebody in the friend group is temporarily demoted from friend status due to some sort of altercation/situation. Yet they have not yet reached frenemy status as it would not feel right without at least having them around. Reaching barnacle status enables said party a small amount of conversation in the friend group, but not to the extent where others will laugh at their jokes. After an agreed amount of time by the friend group, the outsider may be promoted back to friend.
Person 1: I am so mad at *name* for getting so wasted last night, he/she completely humiliated me in front of everybody!
Person 2: Dude don't worry, he/she knows he/she reached barnacle status because of last night
by Matsumoto111 June 5, 2010
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Butt crack barnacle

A close cousin to the dingleberry, butt crack barnacles involve small fecal matters that cling to the equator of anal shrubbery during the defecation process. Such large-scale delinquent turds have most often been cited in the human male species, although felines and canines are often privy to butt crack barnacles as well.
"I thought that Daisy's litter box needed to be fumigated, but turned it out was just my butt crack barnacles."
by Killface Jarvis February 25, 2009
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tabernacle

you hear about bobby getting beaten up last. His mother told me what happened; so it is definitely tabernacle
by tuffpuff March 27, 2010
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park barnacle

Someone who hangs-out in snow, skate, bmx or other similar recreational park without participating. Can be used to express derogatory or complimentary statement.
1. He's just a park barnacle

2. That girl is a sweet park barnacle!
by misterj December 10, 2008
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Shit Barnacles

Dabs, blobs or streaks of leftover shit stuck to the inside of the toilet bowl. Can be challenging to remove. Often immune to direct urination. Un-effected by harsh chemicals. Sometimes remaining in the bowl until the cleaning person comes.
Damn, someone flushed too soon and left shit barnacles!
by Mike Mermel July 11, 2014
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acorn barnacle

Basically, an acorn barnacle is when the female has a barnacle-looking patch growing between her legs, along with maggots eating away at her pearl. There is a video online that you can watch to get a better picture.
Dave: yo dude i just had sex with tz the other day and turns out she got acorn barnacles
John: holy shit!!!
by saccharinsugar February 29, 2016
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stupid barnacle

Someone who acts like a stupid sea arthopod, commonly known as a Barnacle.
by Astupidbarnacleboy October 14, 2017
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