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FC Barcelona 

Shitty club that wins because of 4 extra players (the 4 officials)
Background: Team A gets 15 penalties in a row after Team A's star player trips on the ball
Team A plays like FC Barcelona
FC Barcelona by Don'tShitOnMe April 9, 2017

Barkalona 

A finished football club who only was relevant from 2006 to 2015 when they had a great squad and has barely any real history compared to the greatest football club ever, Real Madrid. Now they are Europa League warriors who have lost to the best club ever Real Madrid 5 times in a row. Without Messi, they are now exposed as a small club who had to rely on Messi for their worthiness.
Barkalona is a finished small club.
Barkalona by InterimLegend February 16, 2022

VARcelona 

A team by the name FC Barcelona which is to be in favor of VAR (Video Assistant Referee) at all times in order to get free goals or fouls against the opposing teams.
Hey did you see that free penalty or foul that was given to Barcelona using VAR? You mean VARcelona?!
VARcelona by UEFALONA February 10, 2019

FC Barcelon-er 

A person who plays a game in the FIFA series, but only as FC bacelona so this person can do good and not accept the fact that he/she sucks. The same applies for Real Madrid, Manchester United, any all-star team, or international team.
Frank: "Hey man I heard you lost at FIFA last night"
John: "yeah the guy i was battling was just using Barcelona for 10 straight matches."
Frank: "Wow, what a FC Barcelon-er

Leigh-Cheri Furstenburg-Barcalona 

The protagonist of "Still Life With Woodpecker" by Tom Robbins, Leigh-Cheri would be the princess of an obscure European country, had her parents not been exiled to Puget Sound, Seattle. Environmentalist with a thing for outlaws.
On the campus of Outlaw College, professors of essential insanities would characterize the conflicting attitudes of Nina Jablonski and Leigh-Cheri as indicative of a general conflict between social idealism and romanticism.
A loving and caring guy he will do almost anything to keep you happy he is loyal trustworthy and sometimes sensitive but still a great guy if u have one keep him girls are all over him
Barcenas is loving
barcenas by Rosas December 10, 2017