blonde date

A masturbation technique where you put a blonde wig on your jerking hand so it looks like a blonde is fellating you.

Bro, who was that blonde chick that was blowing you last night?

Dude, that was no chick I was givin myself a blonde date.

by Otto Parts June 6, 2010

beyond the pale

The phrase "beyond the pale" dates back to the 14th century, when the part of Ireland that was under English rule was delineated by a boundary made of such stakes or fences, and known as the English Pale. To travel outside of that boundary, beyond the pale, was to leave behind all the rules and institutions of English society, which the English modestly considered synonymous with civilization itself.

by jim.mcmahon November 30, 2003

Beyond Balls Deep

While having gone balls deep into a pussy, a guy tucks his balls into her pussy too

MOCO went Beyond Balls Deep into Colleen on Sunday!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

suicide blonde

1. a woman whose hair is bleached blonde due to coloring treatments from peroxide in a bottle. She has to maintain the bleaching periodically but her darker hair roots may be prominent anyway. The term "suicide blonde" is a play on "dyed/died by her own hand", ya dig?

2. a dance-able yet still major ass-kicking hit song by Australian rockers INXS. It hit the Top 10 all around the world in late summer and during the autumn of 1990. It has some wicked harmonica playing. Great stuff.

1. Deborah Harry, Courtney Love, Vicki Peterson, Marilyn Monroe, Samantha Fox, Cameron Diaz, and others are not natural blondes. They are suicide blondes.

2. My ex-girlfriend Susan is a suicide blonde.

3. You want to make her
Suicide Blonde
Love devastation
Suicide Blonde
Yeea-eeaahh!!!

- INXS

RIP Hutch. You were one of a kind but we need more cool people like you more now than ever!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 14, 2011

Dumb Blonde

Essentially blonde with the addition of "dumb" for clarification.

by Addiy March 28, 2003

Beyond Awesome

Achieving a level of greatness that is almost inconceivable. Being so awesome that you wake up in the morning and piss excellence.

Zak and Dirk are truly beyond awesome to hang with. I feel completely dwarfed by the overwhelming sense of greatness that emanates from either of them.

by Old Lake Hustler July 29, 2011

Blonde Dyke

The thing that Kanye West would give anything for.

"Heard they do anything for a klondike. Well I do anything for a blonde dyke."

by doowopbadapadoobop February 5, 2009