bureaucracy

-a nation of politicans making and enforcing so many rules and laws that you can't do anything w/o breaking one

the United States has become a "bureaucracy"

by newfy777 February 14, 2009

Razan Buresly

This is usually a name of a very kind and smart girl. Her bday is on Nov 26. Razan thinks she’s ugly but she’s cute! Like this if you think it’s true!!!!

-MN!

Person 1: your so like Razan Buresly tdy!
person 2: oh thank you!!!

by yourbestieMN November 9, 2019

The Adjustment Bureau

A synonym for a male hand because of it's tendency to find its way down a male's pants in order to adjust the position of the penis and scrotum.

Since I am at a formal party i will go to the bathroom in order to use The Adjustment Bureau to make my privates more comfortable

by praytobestrongermen November 26, 2011

Bureaucracy

The greatest mind who has ever lived is long-dead and will never be known... And in the wake of his discovery of the fact that everyone and everything can be organized; the outcome of the lives of a plurality of humanity have been set in stone.

Iam "YOU have been organized. And under the ambulating gears of the infinite clockwork you lives are rendered inconsequential. YOU have been accounted for. A golden pyramid of gears ascending towards the heavens. And at the top of the pyramid a lever. And the lever controls the horde. And the man who sits in front of the lever walks (alone) with God. He gives everything it's place. Bureaucracy gives way to government. YOU have been governed. Forever-nested in the organizational system that predates your birth. The gears spin faster at the bottom. Don't mind the people falling off the edge. It is all within the acceptable parameters."

by Hym Iam August 15, 2022

de mannekes achter't bureauke

Entiteit die de schuld krijgt van lag of glitches in online multiplayer games. Komt oorspronkelijk van een theorie die beweert dat Japanners achter een bureau alle AI besturen in games.

Wat!? Kben uit de match gekickt! Allé, kwas net aan't winnen! Dat zullen de mannekes achter't bureauke weer geweest zijn... Altijd dezelfde zjever met die mannen.

by dwoazen appel November 8, 2020

bureaucrazy

Any process or organization that sacrifices intelligence and rational thought in favor of administrative red tape.

At first, the new executive seemed to have a handle on things. Then it became obvious she was just turning the company into a bureaucrazy.

by Steve R. October 12, 2007

bureaucracy

See circle jerk

They lost my application for 6 months and informed me I start in 2 weeks. Admissions blames the department and says I should take up my now late grant status with them and the department blames admissions... fuck this bureaucracy and its' circle jerking glory

by pubdragonmonkey December 29, 2010