buying gf

An old joke in Runescape where you pay a large sum of gold in order to buy a gf.

guy: I have 10 mil. Buying gf.
other guy: I'm selling.

by thot eliminator March 14, 2018

Buy the Mug

what is written next to every urban dictionary post but is never used because no one uses mugs. mugs are stupid

you shouldn't buy the mug

by doritofritocheeto May 29, 2016

Buying Cigarettes

Leaving your family forever.

My daddy left, said he was "buying cigarettes." That was 7 years ago.

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover August 7, 2018

glen bui

To build oneself up only to then disappoint. As in when leaving a cheap tip at a restaurant.

'Damn dude he said he was going to give me a fat tip.'

'That dude just totally Glen Bui'd you!'

by Puppetmaster34 March 23, 2014

Panic Buy

Stupid twats who buy up shit when they dont need it cause they see others doing on TV

Wankers were panic buying today because of a shite rumour and TV

by mhgh9 August 21, 2012

Buy the Mug

The way that Urban Dictionary tries to get your money.

Would be funnier if you actually bought it this way and showed it off.

"Like this definition? Buy the Mug for $25!"
- Urban Dictionary

by Kettle2.0 May 30, 2016

blind buy

to buy a movie you haven't seen yet

"Everyone's been telling me Gladiator is really good, so I decided to risk a Blind Buy."

by Mary Temp July 8, 2007