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Buddha Sexy

When a male or female is unbelievably attractive and appealing as a result of their Buddha-esq appearance (lard assness). These people just scream sex gods as you correlate their portly figure with the enlightened Buddha, and CLEARLY and man who understands the human existence can make a man/woman feel things that are only explored in the raunchiest of chick-lit.
Gabriel Igleisias is Buddha sexy.
by Psychedelic Sid May 30, 2015
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Buddha Trans

A buddha trans is a buddha that is a shemale.
Luke: Two buddhas and a monk on the side.
Jayden: Hit that monk with spanner

Zain: That kinda buddha trans.
by Bum your nan March 2, 2021
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Buddha Walrus

The amazing master of walruses that protects and feeds the walruses.
"This bounty of fish must be from the great Buddha Walrus himself!", says the walrus.
by Mr. Changalang May 13, 2008
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Buddha belly

A legitimate effect of Enlightenment, that no amount of working out will correct. It has nothing at all to do with fat or calories but rather is the result of actual changes in the physical structure of the body.
Girl: I have to workout! I'm getting a buddha belly!
Me: Don't be daft, working out won't help at all if it's a legitimate buddha belly and not just rolls of fat.
by psychomage August 16, 2016
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buddha heist

the stealing of marijuana or money from another person; preferably a dealer and preferably for a large amount of at least an ounce. Also a clan from NJ who runs shit. this word is copywrited
two buddha heist members set up a deal for a QP and gank that shiat.
by Buddha Heist J January 3, 2005
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buddha beaver

The pussy or vagina of a virgin that is tight and nice.
That church girls got a nice tight buddha beaver.
by Frazierificus December 6, 2006
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buddha hands

The layering of solid old-school vibes with healing dashes of synthesized sounds. A tone of contradictions where many things are found. Organic drum&bass, enlightening digitalism, spiritual cynicism and more.
-Yo who should we get to produce our new trax?
-Buddha Hands is the first person on the list, always.
by alwaysboburhead July 8, 2009
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