Bonk

1. An expression used to describe the sound of something being hit or walloped

2. Calling someone "bonked on the head" means that they're stupid in some way. Or just really dumb

Person 1: hey watch out!
Person 2: wh-
Person 1: *bonk*
Person 2: I have been bonked

by Chickennuggetchan May 09, 2020

bonk

big ass dick

To my surprise, Mikey pulled down his pants and he got a bonk!

by rhahahaha July 03, 2021

Bonk

Something you call someone after they say something wholly ridiculous and silly goofy

I: My favorite STD is the clap
S: What's "the clap"
I: The clap is another word for gonorrhea you bonk
S: Ohh that’s right

I: If you were to get an std which one would you want
S:Hmm. Maybe Syphillis, because it's fun to say
I: Ooh good choice

by Izzygonzzo1818 May 18, 2023

bonking

having sex using a space hopper

man sits on space hopper woman mounts herself on his throbin robin and off we go bouncy bouncy

by totalguy January 08, 2004

Bonk

The nasty Free school lunch the gov gives to the brokest kids in school

You pack a lunch? Nah i get the bonk

by Dustshaker September 08, 2017

Bonk

A video game series that deserves more recognition.

Why can't Konami make a new Bonk game?

by LightCorp November 16, 2019

bonking

a sport where you roll up large paper and hit people hardly on the head

dudee shes bonking people in the halls!

by Lala lindsey January 31, 2009