boil chunks

When somebody pours steaming hot cream of potato soup into an enlarged rectum and the anus bubbles up like a swamp.

Nick Milano is in the hospital after giving Mike Schmitt boil chunks because a clump of potato shot out and burned Nick's eye.

by Pete, Nick, Tiff, Linda and the Anal Gangbang October 11, 2003

boil the bunny bitch

This is in reference to the movie "Fatal Attraction". This is a women who befriends a man and then all of a sudden thinks that they are his girlfriend. They then proceed to lay down a whole bunch of crazy possesive stuff on you. Note that this bitch has never, nor never will sleep with you. Of course, they talk a great game about it. Your reaction goes from flattery (for about a week) to "yo bitch leave me alone".

The only way to get rid of this person (bitch) is lie and tell them that you are considering celebacy or tell them that you found another girlfriend. One of the symptoms of this very sorry individual is that they do not want your dick but no one else is allowed to have it either.

Man, that crazy girl sent me five text messages in a row asking me to call her and then was up my ass the next day, why I didn't call her. I said, yo, you are a boil the bunny bitch and you don't own my dick.

by charliedad June 14, 2009

boil in the bag

BOIL IN THE BAG is a man who takes on sumone elses kids or wrongly believes the kid is his own offspring this is not true hense he is a boil in the bag daddy

pure (boil in the bag) u lad

when you hear a kid calling the man by his real name you think to yourself (boil in the bag)

by csaylenevernoboilinthebagmelad July 5, 2009

boil beard

excessive facial acnee

face zits

by craig moore April 18, 2004

boil the ocean

The art of overdoing somthing to the point that it is ridiculous.

In a meeting Tony turns to Todd and says, "C'mon man we dont have to boil the ocean"

by Bromistic Kiwi February 25, 2014

boil a lobster

Accomplishing two things by doing one.

Similar to "killing two birds with one stone."

Let's boil a lobster and buy some snacks when we stop for gas.

by Akerman88 May 12, 2011

Boil some broccoli

To boil broccoli is to watch pornography, because watching pornography is like boiling broccoli because you have to watch the broccoli when cooking it so the broccoli doesnt get too soft- like the 'other' thing that might get soft when watching pornography.

I might boil some broccoli and then get myself off.

by billy walking August 22, 2006