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Shiny Blouse

A fancier and/or much larger alternative to the phrase, 'pearl necklace' (in which you blow your load all over your partner's neck) A 'shiny blouse' is a much-deserved cum-shot that has been built up for a very long time, covering everything from the neck, down to the belly button, in all of it's shiny glory... Thus, making it look like she's wearing a glistening garment ;)
Me: Damn, Baby... You suckin' that dick so good, a pearl necklace wouldn't suffice... Here's a nice, new 'Shiny Blouse'... SKEET, SKEET, SKEET...

big girls blouse

A lightweight. A heaving jessy. A right girl. (Generally applied to blokes.)
He did not want to have a strong pint of bear. Instead ordered a strawberry frappuccino. "What a big girls blouse!"
big girls blouse by safado November 3, 2004

Big girl’s blouse 

Effeminate or wimpy guy - usually in jest. Similar to fag or pussy.
Bartender: What'll it be?
Guy 1: A pint o' Smitty's.
Guy 2: A daquiri, please.
Guy 1: Oh man! You big girl's blouse!
Big girl’s blouse by Geedot October 21, 2003

Girls Blouse 

A great Scottish munter who drinks diet coke after a night on the pish

Jackie's blouse 

A name for a stupid or unintelligent person. Deriving from the assassination of JFK.
"Jackie's blouse had more brains on it than what's in donald trumps head"

"Billy's not the sharpest tool in the shed is he?"
"No he's a real jackie's blouse"

a big girls blouse 

A male displaying percieved feminine characteristics through actions which cause his peers to think less of him.Being a big girls blouse is much worse than being just a girls blouse, thus it's highly insulting nature.Also used to force a man to do something they fear through peer pressure.
Chad:I don't want to to go sky diving while eating chilli.
Mike:Don't be such a big girls blouse.get in the plane and bring the chilli.
Chad:Fine...
a big girls blouse by Seamus83 December 12, 2006