blond-chippy-cum-rack

That particular type of irritatingly gleeful yet still distinctly porkable bubbly blonde one sees on yoga ads and sites such as happier.com

Note (as if it's possible not to) the blond-chippy-cum-rack on the happier.com front page and the smarmy-unto-death quote from Seligman. That fuck.

by StephenDaedalus April 4, 2009

blond geordie

Term used to describe a fair haired boy from Newcastle who is easily confused and lacks the ability to spell "blonde" correctly. Otherwise known as "the dyslexic womble". Linked to nibbledora who is equally blonde at times....or arguably at all times

by the dyslexic womble himself
david: "It's confusing for a blond geordie"
nibbledora: "do you mean blondE david?"

by Nibbledora March 30, 2005

blond scott

a regular scott with blond hair.

"I have class at blond scott labratory today"

by karl stalfrone jr. December 9, 2007

Blond Out

Getting a stupid person to enter a blind panic. Particularly rewarding when they've been a little bit too cocky and they suddenly realise that they are in fact totally stupid. The person doen't have to be blond but it helps.

He thought he was really clever by forwarding the e mail to his supplier. He had a total Blond Out when he realised the mistake he had made.

by Harry Just Stood and Laughed November 3, 2008

Blond Basket

Something you put on your head.

I put the basket on my head.

by Mark Hamilton March 20, 2005

blond_stares

1. Noun: Blode_stares, typically found in a yahoo chat room, unreliable, not very trust worthy, easily fooled if you claim your name is diane but are infact a david. 2. Noun: See Fool or Idiot

femdyke_1: no brent I dont have cheri on ignore, its only her new attitude since she got a new mistress that I dont like ;)

by diane January 31, 2005

blond fused

Blond fused describes the confusion of a blond, natural or otherwise .

Sorry I missed your party, I was blond fused about the date.

by Irish eyes May 22, 2014