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Blinker fluid

A specialized transparent liquid used to lubricate the moving parts of a turn signal. Despite what other answers might tell you, it is absolutely not a joke.
"Man, these are the worst flashers I've ever seen. When was the last time you changed your blinker fluid? Oh, you didn't know that was a thing, well the repair's going to cost you pretty big." - My technician
by sidhe3141 May 3, 2023
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Blinker City

when you get high by hitting blinkers off a dabpen
sorry dude i was in blinker city last night
by ratbat October 18, 2022
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stinker blinker

A warning one gives another when they are about to penetrate anally, similar to using a turn signal in a vehicle.
Hey girl, I got my stinker blinker on and I'm about to turn into your backside!
by GlazeHer April 22, 2015
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Blinker Synchronization

When you are stopped waiting for a turn, most often a red light, and your blinker synchronizes with the person's in front of you blinking at the same exact time and rhythm.
GUY ONE: "I was just waiting at that red light waiting to go left and my blinker was blinking at the same exact time as the guy in front of me!"
GUY TWO: "Nice blinker synchronization!"
by maskt avengar September 7, 2009
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Mexican Blinker

When a bro splashes hot sauce in a broads eye while hes slamming her. A ruthless tactic only used when you know your gf/wifes been cheating on you. If its just for fun...then well... YOUR JUST PLAIN M*F'ING RUTHLESS BRAAA'
Frank pulled the mexican blinker when he deuced some red hot all over that bitchs eyes. She may or may not have deserved it but my god dont you just know it burrrrned.
by Lemonski November 6, 2008
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blinker phobia

An excessive fear and or act of laziness a driver has of using their blinker to signal a turn or lane change. This is a major cause of car accidents, road rage, and traffic violations.
"Gee greg why don't you use ur blinker when u turn? All those people would stop honking!"

"Ah I'm just a lazy fuckin asshole. I don't give a shit bout following the law."

"Hmm I hope u get re ended dumb fuck get over ur blinker phobia"
by chachaddict April 23, 2009
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Turd Blinkers

The single minded focus of someone who really, really has to take a crap.
Guy #1: What the hell, Matt just completely ignored me as he walked past!

Guy #2: Ahh dont take offence man, we had German food for lunch, he's probably just got turd blinkers on
by ArrV April 1, 2011
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