blart

The sound issued by bovines

The cows blarted endlessly as they waded the frass.

by moopups August 30, 2003

Blarted

A burp that smells like a fart

Blarted... A smell so rancid I can't tell if you burped or farted

by Dicko Murp April 08, 2017

Blart

A blart is five pounds of excrement, in a three pound jar.

The whole deal is a blart: we would have to give away the whole farm, including all our implements.

by MooPig August 29, 2007

Blart

Large hairy animal. This beast makes up for its below-average intelligence with an above average size. Experts disagree about whether the size is due to muscle or fat.

Blart drank eight beers before retiring for the night.

by pledge prez March 08, 2005

blart

any kind of security guard or rent-a-cop

my dad lost his job, so now he's a part-time blart at the Staples center

by WordMongrel June 05, 2009

blart

Quite simply, a joint. Can be either hashish or weed. Also known as a blarty.

I really fancy a nice blart(y)

by paul leach January 06, 2004

Blart

A superior being that smells of burnt salmon on occasion and Slim Jims most of the time.

Damn that person reminds me of a blart except this one smells like that "Old Person" Smell.

by Angus April 05, 2005