birthday

One day in year, when people are not being a douche to you.

Teacher: Allright, I won't bother you today, cuz it's your birthday
Student: Thanks
Teacher: Tomorrow, I'm gonna start ripping on you

by mshd94 November 29, 2011

Birthday

A day in which the only person having fun is the person being celebrated.

birthday

by googlemegg July 11, 2008

birthday

Nine months before your parents had sex. Think about that one

So my birthday is nine months after New Years Eve...

by crazy-mofo January 12, 2005

Birthday

Every time it’s your birthday you get one year closer to death. People celebrate that your getting closer to dying and give you presents for it.

Happy Birthday Michelle ! Your turning 87!

by Maria_mashy April 02, 2018

Birthday

The day I celebrate being one year older.

So many friends and family no longer have this small luxury that I feel blessed each and every year that I have another birthday.

by dragongirl702 January 17, 2009

Birthday

The only day in which it is justified to be a narcissist

Friend (But not really): Happy Birthday!
You: Bitch

Friend (But not really):Love you!

by Maddyorwhatever June 27, 2019

birthday

A great day indeed, 'specially if you have friends (not those imaginary ones hidden in your closet).

"I see it is Gregs birthday today....."
"yes it is."
"I go to dentist for you, yeah?"

by cyhm37 March 03, 2006