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Billionair

Dude 1 "Hey have you seen Billi anywhere?"
Dude 2 "Yeah man look up hes Billionair"
Dude 1 "That backpack is full of rocks"
by not-a-racist December 19, 2022
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Billionairing It

When a song is played on the radio so much that you hear it again almost 20 minutes after hearing it the first time
Tim: Gosh you know that new song
Chris: Yeah what about it
Tim:I'm gonna stop listening to it they're billionairing it
Chris: Whats the record
Tim: I got in the car heard it, got out the car bought something, got back in and heard it again. So like 15 min
Chris: Damn
by 5 In The Morning January 1, 2012
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pick me ass billionaire

someone with obscene wealth who nonetheless is desperate to be admired the by proletariat masses. In the same way a pick me ass bitch "isn't like other girls," a pick me ass billionaire acts like they're better than their ultra rich peers - I'm not a regular billionaire, I'm a cool billionaire! Yet like a standard pick me, they criticize their fellow 1%ers to elevate themselves in the public eye...perhaps hoping that they will be spared with the revolution comes.

Ostensibly they are against the deep state, believe in free speech, and are simply down to earth, regular guys. But really they just want to be called brave for getting themselves tax cuts, spreading Q-anon conspiracies and saying rude/politically incorrect things on the internet. Unfortunately they get a disproportionate amount of media coverage because they have so much money they can literally buy/control anything if they want (i.e. presidencies, politicians, social media platforms, newspapers, sports teams, etc.).

Ellen Degeneres employed this persona in self-parody in her stand-up 'Relatable' in 2018, joking she fully empties her toothpaste just like us poors do...except she squeezes it out by flattening the tube with a gold bar.
Donald Trump is a pick me ass millionaire, sure, but Elon Musk is a pick me ass BILLIONAIRE.

Dr. Oz: Today I went to "Wegners" to pick up crudites for game night at my NJ mansion, and just like you middle class folks in Pennsylvania, I am aghast at this inflation! You should put me in charge, I'll stand up to Washington elites

Trump: Crooked Hillary and low-energy Jeb are owned by the bankers. I'm independently wealthy, I can't be bought, certainly not for $10M by fellow failson Timothy Mellon...I like steak with ketchup. And McDonald's. America, baby!

Musk: I bought Twitter because unlike Jack Dorsey, I'm against censorship, as is the Saudi Royal who is its second largest stakeholder, that's why I banned D-List comedian Kathy Griffin after she mocked me on the platform...fucking bitch.
by venenodelalengua November 7, 2022
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billionair

Somebody who dirtifies air and gets 4,456,839,221 euros to clean it up.
Billionairs include petrol retailers, arsonists and factory CEOs.
by plato! August 2, 2024
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billionaire doors

Doors on a car which are different from the standard hinged car doors, frequently found on Lambos, McLarens and minivans.
I had to sell my McLaren. Now I have a fucking Maserati with car normal doors, not billionaire doors.
by kirkandorules December 17, 2021
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