Biffing

To be baffled whilst under the influence of ketamine

"I'm biffing hard"

by Steph September 14, 2003

Biffed It

When you fail horribly and either shit your pants during the fail or after the fail.

He totally biffed it.
Do you smell shit?

by KillTheDead May 27, 2010

Bif

The accidental leakage of a females menstrual cycle into her panties! i.e:- blood-stained knickers as a result of a very heavy period or getting 'caught-short' without any sanitary items!

"Errrr, that lass has BIFED her pants n its come trhough her jeans! Go and lend her a tammy!!"

by KarMaCorp July 29, 2009

Biffed

It means you got fucked up...Real Drunk, absolutely hammered

-Yeooo I got Biffed lastnight in bloomsburg.
-Goose, your soo biffed right now
-Im so beyond biffed right now, i might go streaking

by (va)Gina, Beckles, and cole October 06, 2009

biffed

to be happily and extremely drunk to the point where one begins saying things that don't make sense.

"Dude...I... ahh man I'm biffed."

by Captain Biffington May 12, 2009

biffed

Angry; annoyed; frustrated

I'm so biffed that she bailed on our plans at the last second.

by Lucifreyja December 14, 2013

Biffed

Biffed is a state that all smokers aim for while smoking green,skunk,bud,hash or anything that isnt tobacco. English call it stonned - Scots say biffed. When your biffed you are royally stonned including sweats,tripping,the shakes and dry humping.

"skunk from amsterdam i got back to glasgow got us biffed off 4 joints in 1 night"
"haw wit...pure majic man ... totally biffed

by Jimmy naemates September 22, 2006