babysit

To hold the blunt for much longer than necessary. After being caught babysitting, babysitters almost always take an additional hit before passing.

1: How much do they pay you to babysit that blunt?
2: 7.50 an hour.

by Hof September 19, 2005

bats in the cave

visible clumps of nose goblins, often found clinging to nasal hair.

"you need to blow your nose, you got some serious bats in the cave!!"

by pow3rzz January 26, 2007

baeys

essentially the word 'boys' but said with some hilarity and jovialness. also can be used to refer to a general group including both male and female. Came about in Fort William in the mountainbiking community and is beginning to spread

Normally a conversation opener

eg 'alright baeys, hows it going today?'

however can also be used in reference

'The baeys were getting pretty excited about the new trail that they just finished building'

by One of the baeys November 4, 2011

babyshark

A kids nursery rhyme that has taken over the universe.

Tom: Have you heard of babyshark?
Town: Yeah, Its annoying my son watches it.

by Town#0001 on Discord December 14, 2018

Babysitter

Someone who dates or hooks up with someone significantly younger than them.

What a babysitter

by the gb June 9, 2011

babysitters club

Collective name for any group of lightweight bitches who nurse the same beer all night or warehouse beer like it ain't no thing. Members of this club often resort to faking drunk to not seem like a pussy in front of real drinkers.
Derives its name from a ridiculous book series for little girls.

Timmy: "Oh man, I'm SOOOOO wasted! I must have had at least 20 beers tonight!"
Steve: "Yeah, right! I've seen you warehousing like a mofo all night!"
Timmy: "Well what I mean is I took 15 shots before I even came here."
Steve: "BUUUULLLLLLSHIIIIT!!!"
Matt: (mocking Timmy) "RING, RING, RING! Hello...babysitters club! Timmy speaking! Oh of course I can babysit your beer tonight, Mrs. Johnson...but I can only handle one. If I get two beers in me I usually puke my pants. OK, sounds great. Toodles!"

by Nick D October 25, 2005

Batesville Burner

After enjoying one's self to a meal of crawfish, the guy proceeds to finger the girl while the finger appears to be clean but are in fact still full of hot spices, resulting in a burning sensation in the girl's pussy.

That bitch didn't know I ate crawfish today until I gave her a Batesville Burner

by napkin May 6, 2006