bastas

Noun: a person that is very athletic, rich, and sexy, and good smelling.
Origin: greek, hungarian, russian, irish, spanish.

Damn , you see that Bastas boy ever there?"
" yeah. He is a fucking rich good smelling, mother fucker, and hes hot."

by Nigga nigga October 20, 2013

Tommy Bastow

The amazingly talented lead singer in the band FranKo.

He's called Tommy Bastow, not 'Dave the Laugh' or 'Joe' from the BT adverts... They are the characters he's played, not his name!

So, if you're ever at a FranKo gig, DON'T call him 'Dave the Laugh' because I'm pretty sure it will annoy him just as much as it annoys a FranKo Fan...

Some silly person: 'OMG! It's Dave the laugh!!!!!!!!'
A FranKo Fan: 'No... it's TOMMY BASTOW, you idiot!'

by FranKoAreTheBestBandEVER August 14, 2012

Blastosis

One Invitro fertization procedure entails inserting a five day old embryo (Blastocyst) with a fancy turkey baster into the womb of a prospective mama. When the hopeful mama arrives home she tells her other children that they are going to be getting a Blastosis.

Mama sez our Blastosis is going to look like Lindsay Lohan.

by Mr. Chips May 2, 2006

Baston

born 4/21/82... he perfected the roundhouse kick at a young age. at the age of 7, October 17, 1989 at 5:04 p.m., he performed the kick which actually made contact with a tree and caused the Loma Prieta earthquake.

Caveman forgot bastons lunch for the 5th time... caveman never saw it coming...

by jasonlo54444 October 14, 2008

Bastok

Bastok is one of the 3 nations in Vanadiel. It's known for always being in last place in the Conquest.Also known as "Lastok"

*checks Region Info* oh look bastok is still in last place....

by Zorro_69 June 8, 2005

Baston

1. a cane or stick
2. pants cut
3 school slang for a fat idiot, hopeless in love

1. Oi, get me the BASTON I can't stand up.

2. My mother wants the BASTON cut.

3. Can you not be such a BASTON.

by Yukari Akiyuma May 19, 2018

Basbosa

1- A middle eastern dessert that is served warm and tastes best with sugar syrup and pistachio...
2- A deliciously hot woman with a juicy bum and bosom that is eaten warm and wet... goes well with a ripe banana

Hey baby, you were so hot last night. I felt like I was eating basbosa straight out of the oven

by T-jex December 27, 2018