a flaming bartender is just like a stranger but better, like a stranger you sit on your hand till it's numb then apply icy/hot to your erected "member" then you beat it like it owes you money.
"i was lonely and stragnes jsut wasn't cutting it, and thats when the flaming bartender 'came' in handy"
by Coady March 12, 2007
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Dubie: "What does that mean?"
Mike: "It means I'm going to cut your dick off!"
Dubie: "What does that mean?"
Mike: "It means I'm going to cut your dick off!"
by DubDiesel January 29, 2009
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A special guest bartender that is not employed by the establishment but is a well known and liked in the community.
by URHandle February 19, 2017
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by Pseudophedrine September 22, 2021
Get the The bartender mug.when a waiter or bartender is working in a very loud bar or restaurant and cannot completely hear what the customer is saying but they start to laugh when they thought it was a time to insert laughter.
also known as a courtesy laugh when a customer says something at all remotely funny so you use the waiter laugh or bartender laugh to make the customer think they are funny.
also known as a courtesy laugh when a customer says something at all remotely funny so you use the waiter laugh or bartender laugh to make the customer think they are funny.
I was table-side when the family was talking to me and I started using my "courtesy (waiter laugh or bartender laugh) laugh" when Mr. Young told the same story he has told 45 times previously.
by dakine mahalo December 2, 2009
Get the courtesy (waiter laugh or bartender laugh) laugh mug.The act of pouring multiple drinks in your girlfriends anus, and butt fucking to make a mixed drink. Delicious
by Jshdja November 13, 2018
Get the The Bartender mug.A loose doctor who writes prescriptions for whatever you want with no qualms. Also see "quack."
I heard this first on the Bill Maher show. It was in reference to Anna Nicole Smith's doctor.
I heard this first on the Bill Maher show. It was in reference to Anna Nicole Smith's doctor.
Did you hear about the cocktail of prescription meds they found in Anna Nicole Smith?
Yeah, no wonder she was always so spun.
Her doctor was just a glorified bartender.
Yeah, no wonder she was always so spun.
Her doctor was just a glorified bartender.
by Jared Prox May 8, 2007
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