Bassturbation

Putting ones scrote on a large bass speaking whilst listening to a remix of any Adele song until you ejaculate.

Last night I bassturbated so hard it measured 9.7 on the richter scale.

Gerald - 'Last night, i had to bury my pet dog Gravel'
The Boss - 'What happened, Gezza?'
Gerald - 'Bassturbation'
The Boss - 'I lost my infant to that, no wait.... i stabbed him in the face, never mind'

by TWC.TV March 16, 2017

bass nerd

A guy that thinks he knows everything about bass fishing, but never catches anything when he goes

That dude talks so much shit on how to catch fish on social media but he never catches any bass, he's such a bass nerd.

by Toaddog June 2, 2017

Twanging The One Stringed Bass

Wanking.

Matt's taking his time, what's he doing in there, twanging the one stringed bass?

by Mattaus Muller November 12, 2011

hard bass

Hardbass is music danced to by Slavs and Gopniks

Dimitri do you want to go dance to hard bass with the other Gopniks and slavs

by Squatting_gopnik March 28, 2017

basshole

A jackass that drives through residential areas at three in the morning with the subwoofers on his car stereo at maximum volume.

See also inbreeding.

I was enjoying a restful slumber, when this basshole came driving by, causing everything in my apartment to rattle, almost as if hit by some localized earthquake phenomenon.

by Lunarsight August 13, 2004

basstard

A person who turns up their music so loud you can hear the bass outside of the area it is being played, especially in your own apartment/house/car.

"Man, I got no sleep last night."
"Why?"
"The basstard who lives above me was at it all night with that obnoxious techno music."
"The basstard's still alive?"
"Yeah."
"Then whose coffee did I poison...?"

by Darren C July 21, 2008

bass player

A guy who carries the beat in the band. Usually an awesome guy, but always over-looked. Has mad finger skills and a huge penis.

stuff playing guitar, I'm going to become a bass player.

by batman is awesome November 10, 2013