The Aztec King

The Aztec King- getting a blowjob on the toilet (blumpkin) while a neutral third party takes a shit in the toilet tank behind you (upper decker)

To prevent her legs from going numb while she blessed his blumpkin, Alice would drape her legs over Arnold's shoulders as she made the toilet tank offering to the Aztec King.

by K.S.Davidson November 19, 2019

Team Azteca

THE best tribe on ark, owners of the fattest center to ever be on xbox servers

I love team azteca

by qbeb October 13, 2021

Aztec

the most ugliest vehicle in the world. only a dumbass would buy it and prance around town with it.

don't buy an aztec

by hahahaha September 6, 2003

aztec

Yes, the Aztek is a fugly car, but it's spelled A-Z-T-E-K.

Aztec is also a famous Counter-Strike map.

de_aztec is one of the most popular CS maps

by the bg August 15, 2004

nawfside aztecks

they are a gang in the northside of houston,they are under the 5 (people nation),there colors are dark green and black they are known for being cripkillers

waz poppin azteck
N.S.A.
Nawfside aztecks

by ckiller April 15, 2009

Aztecs

Mesoamerican culture nearly impossible to discern from similar peoples such as Toltecs and Mayans, not to mention those pesky Mayans, as all societies possessed identical traits, ideologies, technological innovations, and motivations. AP World History students often receive the task of comparing and contrasting the four; to adequately do so would require a degree majoring in Mesoamerican history with a minor in Spanish, multiple years of life experience within the culture, and an IQ well over genius.

I have to right another goddamn essay on the differences between the Aztecs, Mayans, Inca and Toltec. Does anyone know who built Tenochtitaln?

by BabyJohn October 24, 2006

Alan Aztec

Alan Aztec or the ,,EGG,, is a hardbass creator

A: Alan Aztec? more like ALAN AZTEGG
B: Da

by Krytoxic April 6, 2021