Avoid

A girl, usually from the UK, who covers herself in fake tan, body glitter, false eyelashes and not much else.

A girl who goes to very expensive clubs and leaves with quite cheap guys

The girls at the beginning of Snog, Marry, Avoid

Girl 1 - Oh My God, I can't believe Tony went home with that girl. She was such an avoid.

Girl 2 - I know - his sheets are totally orange now

by londoner814 May 31, 2009

anoid

a person, or approximation thereof, who is a reasonable facsimily of an "ASSHOLE", but does not meet the quality standards of the afore mentioned.

The"Darbs" of Cal Tech ( residents of Dabney House) are a homogenious group of anoids.

by Robert Secrest May 13, 2008

Axeident

an accident that is instigated by the spraying of Axe body spray.

I axeidently created a fireball by spraying too much Axe near an open flame...

by Awsome One March 21, 2010

Avoid water

When someone says "avoid water" it is because they suspect you to be Spaghetti

Person 1: No I'm not gay
Person 2: Well you should avoid water

by imspaghetti December 15, 2018

avoidal

Defines a person who takes one university degree after another because they don't know what else to do. Loves to go to school repeatedly and has father that trades stocks as a full time job.

Real aspiration in life is to become a librarian, and to avoid as many graduation ceremonies as possible.

Steven Lee is an example of avoidal.

by Huck Huck September 16, 2004

Avoid Pi Like the Plague

An ill-advised mantra math-anxious folks unquestionably take to heart on hearing it from negative or unhelpful people, who are only contaminating the minds of their listeners with fake mathematical information.

To tell someone to avoid pi like the plague is like telling them that π is a rational number because it can be expressed as the ratio of a circle’s circumference to its diameter.

by MathPlus November 6, 2021

AOIDH

AUDIO OR IT, DIDN'T, HAPPEN , JUST LIKE, POIDH PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN,

BIRD SWEARING??? AOIDH!!!

by lesser of 2 eviles September 29, 2020