MTV Music Awards

A waste of time.

I'd rather watch paint dry than watch the MTV Music Awards.

by Jason Morgan October 28, 2003

twilight awards

Also known as the 2009 MTV Movie Awards because the movie Twilight and the actors Robert Pattison and Kristen Stewart won over half the awards. It was probably one of the most biased awards show ever.

Guy one: "Hey brah did you see the twilight awards?" Guy two: "No! I was busy shopping for shoes and listening to Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers!"

by awesomedude29 June 10, 2009

Le Spoon Award

WHEN A HUMAN PASSES OUT UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF ALCOHOL AND/OR DRUGS, AND IS THEN BLESSED WITH THE KITCHEN APPLIANCE KNOWN AS A SPOON PLACED AROUND THEM OR PREFERABLY ON THEM SOMEWHERE.

Yo did you hear Becky got Le Spoon Award

by JOHNNYD January 10, 2014

Clown Ass Nigga Award

Awarded to a dumbass who is so goofy he might as well be a clown.

Damn Kyle, you should get the clown ass nigga award for that one.

by Jaskirat_Default_Dances November 19, 2019

lifetime achievement award

neil😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

neil cicierega: LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD
random guy: oh my gorsh neil cicierega

by human i think February 1, 2023

darwin awards

Awards given to people who die in incredibly stupid circumstances. Located at www.darwinawards.com

by El Jeffy July 12, 2003

MTV Music Awards

All it is is one big riggfest sponsored be the RIAA. See VMA or MTV VMA.

The MTV Music Awards suck dogshit.

by middle finger September 17, 2003