Automatic douche lane

The lane that assholes get into when they decide they're gonna pass you on a merge, even though you have the right of way and there's not enough room for them.

Fred: This guy's gonna squeeze in at the merge and cause you to slam on your brakes, he's switching to the automatic douche lane...

by Vuvuzela Jameson December 31, 2010

Automatic Circumcision

The act of sticking your uncircumcised penis in an automatic pencil sharpener there fore removing any present foreskin
(Possible side effect: mutilation)

Teacher: Terrance what the fuck are you doing
Terrance: my parents couldn’t afford my circumcision as a kid

Teacher: why the fuck are you sticking your penis in a pencil sharpener
Terrance: it’s just the old automatic circumcision trick

by I_have_Lupus_7 February 24, 2019

Automatic Head Removal Syndrome

An individual with Automatic Head Removal Syndrome (AHRS) will live a life of incessant and unending suffering of which any form of mercy is confiscated, and all hope is instantly overshadowed by uncontested despair. They are forced against their will to commit horrific acts that no one should see. In the event eye contact is made, the individual will become instantaneously incapacitated until the deed is done, that deed being the beheading of the viewer. The process is swift, but undoubtedly agonizing and traumatic. The individual may only watch from an empty shell as the murderous act is executed. Those suffering from AHRS may also have a stinky wiener hole.

Gay: Do you have automatic head removal syndrome?
ARHS: Please stand by while head is removed

by SevenCorn January 25, 2021

Automatic Teller Machine

Automatic teeeeler machine!

Ulseaphi: "Automatic Teller Machine"

by automatic teller machine man May 24, 2021

Automatic cum cannon

When a male is either given a blowjob or a handjob by several women, making the male ejaculate, the cum shooting all over the females with the repetition of a machine gun.

That guy hired lots of hookers to suck him off, just so he could test out his automatic cum cannon on them!

by PU55YMAGNET January 14, 2018

Automatic Whore

A woman that is classified as a whore From Birth

"I Just had a baby girl and they said she was born a whore."
"Your girl is an automatic Whore!"
"I know, they say she'll Be giving Blowjobs by the age of 5!"

by LOLNUT November 14, 2011

Automatic Cunt

When you don't like something or someone you don't know they're automatic cunt or (AC)

People that text you million times for nothing - automatic cunt (AC)

by hollywoodswagg103195 August 13, 2013