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Who TF Asked?

Who The Fuck Asked?

A phrase commonly used to describe surprising levels of stupidity of an article, usually focused on a celebrity doing "Shocking Activities", that almost always are just common things.
Have you seen that <well known person> wore bikini on the beach?
Wow! Who TF Asked?

Did you know that <another well known person> went to the restaurant and tipped the waiter 0.0000000021% more than usuall?
Amazing! Who TF Asked?
by ILook4LegalLoli August 24, 2020
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assketball

the process of throwing small objects, like spitballs, pennies, and pretzel salt, at but preferably into the exposed asscrack of any obese female.
dude! from across the room! sick assketball shot

Check out that fat bitch, lets play me some assketball
by Ryan and Jeremy September 16, 2007
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RYO ASUKA

Ryo is a SECSI BITcH who love AKIRA FUDO

He's a girl
Nope, she's a boy
NO WAIT
HE IS BOTH✨✨😼
THAT'S ALL.
SPOILER: vote for Satan✨😼
X: do you like desperately your best friend?
Y: yes...
X: DUDE, YOU LOOK LIKE RYO ASUKA
X: I KNOWW TwT
by Ryo_asuka_best_waifuUwU December 8, 2020
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Nobody Asked

An insult, meaning they don't want to hear what you have to say. Normally told at school in one of these two circumstances--1)They asked you the question and you answered it honestly 2)You give your opinion on the same topic when they were talking to you

This is normally a sign of bullying or harassment, but some people mistake it for "kids being kids". If the same person says "Nobody Asked" to you more than once, you should stop talking to them as they are trying to get under your skin.
Person 1: What's your favorite Star Wars movie or TV Show?
Person 2: I like The Mandalorian, it was a great Star Wars show!
Person 1: THE MANDALORIAN IS TRASH, NOBODY ASKED!
Person 2: But, you literally asked...
Person 1: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE?!
by v1vdefineswords December 7, 2020
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can't be asked

Used by some Southern UK speakers in place of can't be arsed because they misheard it, or want to be more polite.
"I can't be asked to tidy my room - I'll do it tomorrow."
by David Bean March 4, 2007
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Who asked?

When someone tells you something but nobody asked them to tell you
person 1: hey you know i’m going to the beach this weekend?
person 2: das cool and all but who asked?
by Jahs Poo Dealer January 23, 2020
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asuzena

a hispanic girl who is happy and makes others happy. she is very trustworthy and people always go to her for help. she can be sad a lot, but just tell her how much you love and appreciate her and you have a happy girl! she's one of a kind and she's very shy and sensitive. she's very funny and has a cute laugh. she's always smiling and making others happy. she's gorgeous and beautiful. she's very artistic and creative. if you have an asuzena in your life, make sure to always keep her happy and love and care for her. she's the definition of perfection.
boy 1; "woah, she's so asuzena!"
boy 2: "man, he's so lucky to have her."
by drumplayermcr24 January 7, 2017
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