Astral Technologies

The tools, real and imagined, designed to help you project your consciousness into the astral plane, ranging from binaural beat YouTube videos to $500 "brain-tuning" headbands that mostly just cause headaches. It also includes the more traditional technologies: dream journals, crystals, and that one friend who's really into yoga and insists they can teach you to "travel astrally" if you just "focus on your third eye" for three hours. The success rate of astral technologies is roughly equivalent to staring at a wall and willing yourself to fly.

Astral Technologies Example: "I bought a 'quantum astral projector' off a shady website. It was just a sleep mask with LEDs that blinked different colors. The astral technology didn't help me leave my body, but it did give me a very realistic dream that I was a disco ball."

by Abzugal February 14, 2026

Astral Engineering

The ambitious practice of trying to build, modify, or manipulate structures within the astral plane. While most people are just trying to have an out-of-body experience, astral engineers want to construct astral temples, design cosmic gardens, or reroute the flow of ethereal energy. The problem, much like dream engineering, is that the astral plane is notoriously unstable and your beautifully designed temple is likely to collapse into a pile of floating geometric shapes the moment you try to open the astral door.

Example: "He spent months meditating to perfect his astral engineering skills, planning to build a magnificent crystal palace in the higher realms. When he finally projected, he managed to construct a single, wobbly, semi-transparent bench that immediately dissolved when a passing thought-bird landed on it."

by Abzugal February 14, 2026

Astral Social Sciences

The study of the societies, cultures, and power structures that supposedly exist on the astral plane. It seeks to understand the politics of ethereal beings, the economic system of an energy-based reality (do they trade in good vibes?), and the class structure among ascended masters, spirit guides, and that one guy who's just there to show you your past lives. It's a field filled with fascinating theories and a complete and total lack of verifiable data, making it a favorite among creative writing majors.

Example: "Her thesis in astral social sciences explored the hypothesis that the astral plane has a rigid social hierarchy, with 'beings of pure white light' at the top and 'confused, recently deceased people who don't know they're dead' at the bottom. She claimed she learned this from a talking orb named Bartholomew."

by Abzugal February 14, 2026

Astral Sociology

The specific analysis of group behavior among entities encountered during astral projection. Why do groups of astral beings always seem to be having a meeting you're not invited to? Why do they form silent, judgmental circles around you? And why is there always that one entity that just wants to show you a really complicated geometric shape for what feels like hours? Astral sociology suggests that the astral plane is basically just a cosmic waiting room, and everyone there is either ignoring you or trying to sell you a course on enlightenment.

Example: "During his first astral projection, he found himself in a vast, shimmering hall filled with silent, translucent figures. They all turned to look at him, nodded slowly, and then went back to whatever it was they were doing. It was a classic astral sociology moment: he was the new guy, and he was already being excluded from the astral inside jokes."

by Abzugal February 14, 2026

Astral Philosophy

The ultimate branch of metaphysical thought that asks: if you can leave your body, where exactly do you go? And more importantly, are you legally responsible for parking tickets your astral body might incur while you're sleeping? It grapples with the nature of self, consciousness, and reality, all while acknowledging that the primary evidence for the astral plane comes from people who were, technically, either asleep, high, or very, very relaxed. Astral philosophy is less a rigorous discipline and more a series of increasingly stoned-sounding questions.

Example: "Dude, what if, like, right now, we're not actually here? What if our physical bodies are just, like, the car, and our consciousness is the driver, and we're just, like, parked? But then, who's paying the metaphysical parking meter? That's astral philosophy, man. Pass the chips."

by Abzugal February 14, 2026

Astral cucking

When one slows their brain activity in order to project themself into the astral realm. Then they proceed to enter a room in the astral realm where two people are having intercourse and they masterbate to the projection until completion.

Jt loves astral cucking in gruzz’s house.

by NAD ENTERPRISE August 4, 2025

Astral Gooning

The act of gooning within a dream. If this is during astral projection this could even lead to one performing sexual acts on one’s physical body during projection.

Daryll said he got carried away during astral gooning last night and ended up finishing inside himself

by DreamGooner November 22, 2025