Astral Gooning

The act of gooning within a dream. If this is during astral projection this could even lead to one performing sexual acts on one’s physical body during projection.

Daryll said he got carried away during astral gooning last night and ended up finishing inside himself

by DreamGooner November 22, 2025

Silk Astral

Silk Astral is the name given to Project gHOST Astral's last forum submitted by Humayun Bashir (icy) — (ig: hb.055) in October of 2024 @ TOR.

I'M posting this info along with the verified pjp for anyone interested without his permission because I'm literally just a girl. <3 🎀 (I'm sorry humayun).

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Regards,

wvyi

SILK ASTRAL was a masterpiece of GHOST AND RE-LIK. YOU JUST HAD TO BE THERE. :3

by wvyi February 2, 2025

Astral

adjective, used for when someone is being either exectionally goofy or exhibiting Cat like behaviour

After he fell down the Lubed stairs, nobody could look at him agan without thinking he pulled an Astral.

although they denied it, they did indeed enjoy cat food... how Astral of them

by Derpy_Bird March 10, 2025

Astral

Of such incredible significance, size, weight, above all else

It was once in a lifetime, it was astral, man!

by Lzne August 3, 2024

astral travelling

An action, during which one is physically present but, wondering in their mind mentally, not paying attention to reality.

Hey Jenny!...Jenny, hey! HEY! Teacher, Jenny is astral travelling again and not paying attention to class!!

by The demon under your bed. April 28, 2024

Hard Problem of Astral Projection

The core, unanswered paradox: If consciousness can allegedly leave the body as an "astral form" to travel and perceive remote locations, what physical or informational medium carries this perception back to the brain to be remembered? The hard problem isn't proving it happens, but explaining how it could even work without violating known physics. How does a non-physical "you" see light (which requires physical eyes and photons), hear sounds (which require air vibrations and eardrums), and then imprint those sensory details into the physical memory structures of a brain it supposedly left behind? It proposes perception utterly detached from any biological sensorium.

Example: You astral project to your friend's apartment in another city and correctly see a red coffee mug on their counter. Later, you verify it. The hard problem asks: Did your astral form have tiny, functional, ghostly retinas and optic nerves? Did light in that apartment bounce off the mug, interact with your non-physical form, and then how was that data packet uploaded to your physical hippocampus? It's the ultimate bandwidth problem for a signal with no known transmitter, receiver, or carrier wave. Skeptics call it a vivid lucid dream; proponents have no model for the information pipeline. Hard Problem of Astral Projection.

by Nammugal January 24, 2026