aston

ladys man, great at guessing, amazing in bed, super fresh and always has the best style

aston is fresh

by ilikeyourname December 3, 2010

Aston Villa

Nicknamed The Villans, Aston Villa Football Club were founded by a group of cricketers from the Villa Cross Weslyan Chapel in the city of Birmingham in 1874.
They currently play in the FA Premier League. It is one of the oldest and most successful football clubs in England.

villa for life
up the villa
villa till i die
And it's Aston Villa - we're by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen.

by villafan July 18, 2006

Astounphenelous

A Word That Describes How Amazing One Thing Is When No Other Word Is Good Enough To Do So.

Johnny and Bree's love for each other is astounphenelous ! <3

by brenanas December 20, 2008

your wit astounds me

Often said in a sarcastic tone.

A more direct and fancy way of saying- "Don't humor yourself. You're not as witty, smart, or funny as you'd like to think."

Person 1: Hey, hey, listen to this one. Do you know how I got out of Iraq?........IRAN! (bwahahahaha)

Person 2: *rolls eyes* Your wit astounds me.

Can also be heard in the greatest female coming of age movie ever made, Now and Then.

by stereoscope April 28, 2011

aston expressway

Truely hard core road in north Birmingham, officially the A38(M). 7 lanes of mayhem, with tidal flow and no divider, which all ends up at Spaghetti Junction. Class.

The title screen of "Fifth Gear" on channel 5.

by oracle January 25, 2005

Askoutable

A person who is good looking/cool enough to make others have a tendency to want to ask them out.

guy 1: "Damn, she's real hot yo.."
guy 2: "yeah man, she's definitely askoutable"

by Eman Z January 23, 2008

Aston Martin Bulldog

Year: 1980 (concept)

Engine: 5.3L V8 16v DOHC /Twin Turbo
Power: 600hp/500lb.ft torque
Turbo: TO4B Garrett AiResearcher Turbochargers
Top Speed: 191mph
0-60mph: 5.1 seconds
Drive: MR
Suspension: front double wishbone, rear de dion axle, anti-roll, coil springs

That Aston Martin Bulldog is so flat i could drive over it

by ConfederateFlorida June 22, 2008