astereotypical nerd

Someone who fits the nerd description in that the person in question is socially inept and has obscure interests, however he/she does not have the typical nerd appearance. Instead, he/she is fairly attractive and doesn't scream nerd right away.

-You see that girl over there?
-Yeah, she's hot!
-She's also the owner of the most popular Star Wars RPG online.
-Wow... talk about your astereotypical nerd!

by Almighty Doomed Guardian of Doom April 21, 2005

Asteroid

A miniature robotic vessel that enters through the anus>
pronounce Ass-Droid

That asteroid was very uncomfortable in an interesting way.

by Super Ditsydus July 7, 2010

Aster

Aster means star and yes she is truly a shining star. She is gorgeous, loyal, smart, funny and woke. The most amazing person ever inside and out. She always has a smile on her face and makes people feel comfortable around her. People love hanging out with her and always ask for her advice, she cares a lot about people and always wants to help. Her energy is vibrant and addicting, that is why all the guys can’t leave her alone.

Yo I just met Aster she is so amazing!!
Yeah I know, she is one of a kind. No one shines brighter than Aster!

by Sumaraikavalooon454 November 22, 2021

Asten moment

An Asten moment can be any of the following: blackmail, arm-chopping, over-obsession with hugs,

A: Dang... What if I chop my whole arm off?
B: Asten moment!

by ARGUMENT EXTENDER105 December 22, 2021

Asterhs

A great dude with an enormous PP. Usually Greek and loves gyro, also enjoys going outside and fucking bitches with stelios.

Dude: Asterhs is coming with us tonight!
Stelios: Damn, I love that guy, he has an enormous dick.

by DefinitelyNotLagyna February 14, 2022

Aster

Really amazing person, anyone in their life is seriously lucky. Aster is lovable in so many ways and just can make anyone smile especially his partner. He is the perfect partner and has the prettiest face ever. Get you an aster everyone. My Aster is a one of a kind though. I love aster more than anything.

I love Aster like i love Pickles

by Aster’s No. 1 Fan July 31, 2022

asterisking

The act of describing actions in first or third person within the confines of shifted 8s, generally using an instant messaging program such as AIM.

Matty: *calls up John*
John: *rushes across the room and answers breathlessly* 'lo?

by mbp March 28, 2005