asslut

A woman of loose sexual and moral disposition, who has an obsession with horrible anal intercourse. This is an inherited trait, which has striken many celebrities. George Clooney refused to comment when interviwed. A symptom of this syndrome is the lack of muscle in the anal sphincter, resulting in the person aflicted with this disease being "loose". They also reuse to have any intercourse, unless it is after intense anal stimulation. There is no cure.

Mark Carlson is such an asslut

by jack_231 October 21, 2005

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asspucker

Spastic contractions of your sphincter muscle after taking a not so satisying shit. Also common after fits of Cryarrhea

Tim's shit was cut short by the doorbell giving him about 5 minutes of uncomfortable asspucker.

by Tim Thiede April 6, 2007

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asspits

the imaginary line that is crossed when one is fed up completely and yet still has to carry on.

as in "I am up to my asspits in work, there is no way I can go out tonight."

by Juli Harland July 29, 2008

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assbutt

1. the butt of a donkey

2. someone who has traits of both an ass and a butt

3. used to get someone's attention and piss them off while sounding cool and hilarious to bystanders

4. a word uttered loudly in the presence of authority figures to show your not afraid to break the rules. (because we all know that rules were made to be broken :D)

1. go stick your face in that assbutt

2.you're such an assbutt!

3. hey assbutt! *throws grenade at pile of TNT next to an asshole's butt*

4.

BOSS: so, I want everyone to put down the drinks-
Guy: assbutt!

by A-person_yay February 22, 2014

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