Aspen is an amazing and wonderful person. They always manage to make you smile no matter what :D They are the modt sarcastic person you'll ever meet so never let them go.
Aspen is poggers
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an awesome girl who is always joking around and having a good time. everyone loves to be around her. also somewhat of a pimp when it comes to the boys.
oh man aspen told me the funniest joke i was laughing for hours!
boy 1: "uhh me and aspen 'hung out' last night"
boy 2: "no way! we 'hung out' earlier today"
both: "oh man she's such a pimp! she 'hung out' with both of us!"
boy 1: "uhh me and aspen 'hung out' last night"
boy 2: "no way! we 'hung out' earlier today"
both: "oh man she's such a pimp! she 'hung out' with both of us!"
by awesome_sauce January 2, 2009
Get the aspen mug.The town of Alpena, Michigan is often referred to as Al's Penis. It is full of rednecks and polocks. Mullets and mustaches are not exclusive to men, and can most likely be seen on the women shopping/working at Walmart. The poor people buy Natty Light and the more wealthy folk can afford Busch Light. Activities in this town include drinking while:
- at bonfires
- hunting
- at work
- eating
- hanging out with friends
- fishing
- going to class
- doing yard work
- watching the high school football game
- golfing
- shopping at Walmart
- sleeping?
There really isn't a situation where it is not appropriate to drink in this town. The woods is always within close proximity and the cops aren't very fast, making running from the cops while at a huge party a past time for kids of all ages.
- at bonfires
- hunting
- at work
- eating
- hanging out with friends
- fishing
- going to class
- doing yard work
- watching the high school football game
- golfing
- shopping at Walmart
- sleeping?
There really isn't a situation where it is not appropriate to drink in this town. The woods is always within close proximity and the cops aren't very fast, making running from the cops while at a huge party a past time for kids of all ages.
Person 1: If you had to describe the entire town of Alspenis in one object what would it be?
Person 2: A camoflauged 30 pack of Busch Light.
Person 2: A camoflauged 30 pack of Busch Light.
by AtownMadness December 13, 2009
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by Chit May 26, 2007
Get the aspen mug.The most beautiful girl you will ever met. She is the girl you will fall in love with. She never will leave you and she always will be by your side. You can always trust in her.
She is such an Aspen
by 💯✨💯 February 1, 2016
Get the Aspen mug.Aspen is a truly beautiful person who will always have your back when you need her she is one of the best friends a person could ask for. If you ever get the chance to befriend an Aspen do it, trust me you will not regret it.
Person A: Dude Aspen is such a great friend she helped me with that problem I've been having
Person B: Dude I know I love Aspen she is amazing!
Person B: Dude I know I love Aspen she is amazing!
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