usually occurs after partaking in the action of anal sex or, butt sex. it is the excess air and bodily fluids that come out of the anus when the fag's dick is pulled out. -suckiteasy
"what the fuck! what was that noise? there's shit all over the bed. ur cleaning my sheets you motherfucker! fuck you man! im not doing this any more. fuck you!"
"sorry, that was just my asshowl."
"sorry, that was just my asshowl."
by Jack N. and Kevin H. February 7, 2010
Get the Asshowl mug.Assoween is the unofficial holiday surrounding (i.e. way before and way after) the popular ONE-DAY holiday Halloween, in which the middle-aged sector of the general public, incapable of figuring out exactly what day Halloween is, don their cheap Marvel superhero or Playboy Bunny costumes and swarm to the local bars and clubs, wherein they suddenly develop a drunken superiority complex like no other.
Activities in this state include asking people if they want autographs, trying fruitlessly to hit on university girls/each other, abusing the bar staff (more than normal) and generally making everyone around them feel embarrassed to be human.
Activities in this state include asking people if they want autographs, trying fruitlessly to hit on university girls/each other, abusing the bar staff (more than normal) and generally making everyone around them feel embarrassed to be human.
(Mid-November)
Overweight Guy in Iron-Man costume: "What do you mean, you haven't got any drinks offers on?! This is an outrage! I want your manager! For f**k's sake, it's Halloween!!"
Disgruntled Bartender: *mutters* "more like "Assoween"..."
Overweight Guy in Iron-Man costume: "What do you mean, you haven't got any drinks offers on?! This is an outrage! I want your manager! For f**k's sake, it's Halloween!!"
Disgruntled Bartender: *mutters* "more like "Assoween"..."
by littleradge October 30, 2009
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by yojinbou February 25, 2008
Get the assmolotty mug.Otherwise termed freezing one's ass off, is a condition resulting from prolonged exposure of one's ass (booty/butt/buns/etc) to cold weather.
Often caused due to poor clothing choice that is not adequate to cover the buns. Condition results in numbness of the seating areas (apart from terrible bodily aches results from the frozen extremities).
ass + hypothermia = assmothermia
(Term coined by DC resident Marcia Pincus after suffering a bout of assmothermia during the 4th day of the 2010 record snow storm)
Often caused due to poor clothing choice that is not adequate to cover the buns. Condition results in numbness of the seating areas (apart from terrible bodily aches results from the frozen extremities).
ass + hypothermia = assmothermia
(Term coined by DC resident Marcia Pincus after suffering a bout of assmothermia during the 4th day of the 2010 record snow storm)
by Transportgooru February 10, 2010
Get the Assmothermia mug.Sitting next to like-minded people reassuring themselves of their rightness of their positions, the only info being passed around is thru assmosis.
by JazzMeaner October 9, 2016
Get the Assmosis mug.As a person ages, the tone in their buttocks becomes loose, producing what Missourians call "asslow". A hanging-low situation occurs, which makes it difficult to find pants that fit and seats that are comfortable.
My asslow doesn't fit in these pants!
The speaker readjusted his pants up and caused a hush in the room as the audience saw his enormous asslow.
Her asslow was celebrated in twelve counties and won the "lowest asslow" award three years running.
The speaker readjusted his pants up and caused a hush in the room as the audience saw his enormous asslow.
Her asslow was celebrated in twelve counties and won the "lowest asslow" award three years running.
by Zeddicus Rex April 17, 2017
Get the asslow mug."Man Jerry's asshowl spoke to us on another level, me and my brothers had to join in! We howled for almost 5 minutes!"
by KandyKarizma December 2, 2021
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