Wide Asleep

The act of pretending to be asleep when in reality you are awake hoping to hear trash talk about you or others in your circle.....

"Found out the other night after Shane's party I was fixin' to get jumped .. Over heard the whole plan while I was wide asleep".....

by Jlaw2000 September 15, 2016

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asslep

Asslep noun.- as*s*lep- meaning to a form of sleeping with your butt in the air as you dream of leaping and frolocking in the meadows

I love playing the guessing game of "Did bryant fall asslep?" I should know by now but sometimes I forget and i feel like I have a 10 minute convo with myself via text.

by antleemom May 13, 2011

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asleep style

hitting that shit while she's asleep.

the old lady fell passed out early, so i hit that shit asleep style

by skootch June 7, 2005

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Asleepway

The act of sleeping at one's desk at work while sitting upright in a chair. Usually accompanied by random bobbing of the head as the "worker" falls in and out of sleep.

Question: Hey, did Jeff make it to work today? He was drinking bidis last night and was a complete drunkfunk when he left the bar.

Answer: Yeah, I thought his neck was broken but then I realized he was pulling an asleepway.

by ovjaybee September 20, 2011

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