asslamp

1. Douchey, or fagy or sometimes mean; similar to asshole but with a more friendly connotation.

You asslamps TP'd my house!

God my dad is being such an asslamp...

by celebrauko October 24, 2008

assley

my good fren also known as antay koa

we no call her assley foa notin its cuz she kick ass

by kele April 6, 2005

asshayward

A trashy aZn wordwhoreface/word.

roffle what an asshayward.

by pensi jones roffle April 4, 2003

Assayer

To analyze the quality of materials things like gold.

We might need to call an assayer to get the specific value.

by ExtravaganzaPalooza September 6, 2016

Asslass

Girl version of an assman. A girl who loves guys with hot asses.

Adam Rippon ass is out of this world! An asslass admiring Olympic scenery!

by bakatenshi May 7, 2018

Asslyn

A thick ass blonde female

Bro there was no way I could’ve pulled out of asslyn last night

by Asslyn March 19, 2018

assplaycation

When you’ve finally shown your sig o that anal sex is a good time, and you spend the weekend carousing around brown town

“Sore vagina? Assplaycation?”

by kmm May 27, 2019