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Assistant Manager

Manager that tells store manager all the siq gossip
Alex is the assistant manager so she snitches on the sales associates
by mwatson615 June 9, 2016
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Assistant Boyfriend

1. Any guy that takes care of a girl or lady pending the time she has a boyfriend;

2. Any guy showing affection to a lady with the hope of snatching you from her present boyfriend
Sylvester has shown that he is Joy's Assistant Boyfriend with all the gifts he showers on her.
by IBK90 December 4, 2019
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secretarial assistance

(verb) 1. The offer of services of a sexual nature toward a work colleague by member of the work secretarial pool;

(verb) 2. The provision of, or assistance with, sexual services from someone who is otherwise employed as a secretary.
Person 1: Has Parkie got a license to drive the bus, or is it just his mates?

Person 2: I think it is just his mates. But hey, did you hear Parkie got some secretarial assistance last night after ten-pin bowling.
by choogil February 12, 2012
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dangerously drunk assistor

a common friend that is a mild mannered high school student by day, but at night swoops around the streets of his small town in his red solara/blue accord of justice and saving the underage drunks of his town from persecution, punishment, and arrest.
1. "I drank waaaay too much at this party. My night is saved, thanks to: the dangerously drunk assistor."
by Mattius gagliardi October 13, 2005
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you will be assimilated

We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
by TokJK September 8, 2006
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assisted entry

when one sticks their hand into either the anus or vagina of another and then inserts his penis and proceeds to masturbate
this chicks asshole was so loose i was able to have an assisted entry
by Ha1fdime January 9, 2008
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assimilation by the Borg

The habit of wearing a Bluetooth cell phone on one's ear at all times. Usually in reference to high-powered executive types, the first to develop this habit in earnest.
Have you seen the new director of security? Yeah, he's been assimilated..... (Note that any form of "assimilation by the Borg" can be used.)
by eeeeeee July 13, 2006
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