Assbead 

a bead you shove up your ass for sexual pleasure

Oh man, give me that assbead up my butt

Assbead by kelasss February 9, 2010

assbelunker 

An anal dwelling dwarf whos job is to the clean the ass from which it dwells. Usually named Gabe...otherwise known as a homosexual.

Gabe is an assbelunker...and a damn good one at that...foo

assbelunker by greg September 9, 2004

can't be assed 

can't be bothered with

do you want to go out tonight?
No, I can't be assed

can't be assed by janedoe7 December 11, 2009

Aisie 

A girl with all the looks. She is the kind of person that has loads of friends but only really has 2 or 3 really close ones . She is very smart and kind .But can be a bad bitch when she wants

Oh that girl is a spitting image of a aisie

Aisie by Jdjfugugyv7 June 1, 2020

Asient 

A person who is both Asian and an Agent. Specifically a bad-ass theatrical agent, who has ninja-like skills both in backstage technical support and also in personal career management.

Audience Member: "Wow, so Dave not only manages your lifestyle and publicity apperances, but ALSO single-handedly deals with the entire show's technical requirements?"

Simon: "Well yeah. He's the Asient. He's can handle that shit in his sleep, yo."

Asient by BaffledComposer July 12, 2009

Assectomy

Assectomy – the procedure in which an asshole is separated from an institution, employer or personal relationship because of being an asshole.

Some survive an assectomy by joining AA Assholes Anonymous and participating in a 12-step program to reform their lives. Others just go on to another institution, employer or personal relationship to repeat the cycle in an endless loop of assholiness.

When Bill was dumped by Karen, he went through a brief period of remorse following the assectomy but did not continue his 12-step Assholes Anonymous group and went on to inflict his assholiness on yet another sad but unknowing victim.

Assectomy by Marthakay November 9, 2008

half-assedness 

(noun). The pursuit or practice of working in a manner that is predictably subpar in quality, effectiveness, and timeliness.

Garythomas duncan continues his half-assedness in the computer and IT field; therefore, IT effectiveness for the company has dropped significantly over the past four quarters.

half-assedness by K Numen December 13, 2008