assi-ten

Anything that goes way beyond assinine; something really, really stupid (usually to describe something someone has done)
Woman: "What was he thinking? I can't believe he thought making that calendar of the guys at work was a good idea- and with the boss naked on the last page! How assinine!!"

Man: "No, that's what I call assi-ten!"
by J3553 December 17, 2009
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assy-cock

This is what you call your cock after it's been in someone's ass, male or female, and has a bit of poo or shit encrusted on it.
Check out my assy-cock, babe, that poop came from YOUR asshole, can you believe it??? Weird!!!
by coozehound72 August 24, 2010
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mannish assy whiff

The distinct and pungent male anal/butt scent.
Aaron: "Good morning beautiful, can I have some head?"
Emma: "I would sweets, but your mannish assy whiff is making me gag. It's stunk out the whole bed."
by facadie September 15, 2007
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assy hole

a hole that looks like an anus or asshole.
They came across a hole in the middle of the jungle. The hole was an assy hole, to describe it in the best terms.
by uttam maharjan November 24, 2011
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assy-sassy

A young female adult in an entry level position who feels entitled to being a wise ass to her supervisors.
Supervisor at 3pm: "Assy-sassy, can you please order my clients food?"

Assy-sassy at 3:01pm: "Humpf, didn't they already have lunch?"
by princesspohan March 07, 2011
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Assi

Assi is a person from DA BRONX and is really hot. He hella spirtual n slays reptillians
“Yo assi u cute asf
by Assis left nut January 23, 2022
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Assi

A sexy mf frm the feilds who is woo k and loves 22gz
Yoo assi is woo k and hates feds
by ASSIFRMFEILDS January 04, 2022
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