Asshat

To have ones hat on ones ass. The ass is not the most common area to place ones hat. Hence the implication that to have ones hat on ones ass is just plain stupid. Often used when drunk to refer to someone who has just broken a pinki promise.

"You sir are an asshat" "Tom come back here, quit being an asshat" "I'm sorry I was an asshat"

by Kurt (biscuits) Russell December 9, 2014

Asscrater

The little divots and wrinkles on fat peoples butt cheeks that you cant help but notice.

We went to the lake and saw a fat lady who had the biggest Asscrater on her rump.

by NICKAPLEZ March 25, 2009

Asshattery

The activities which lead one to become called an asshat.

**sees man on TV trying to launch model rocket off of his thickly moussed-back long hair**

"what manner of asshattery is this?"

by Faber_tastic September 12, 2006

asshattery

Asshattery;

1. The act of acting similar to or completely like an asshat.

2. Similar to or completely like "foolishness".

1. "What you are doing here is, frankly, good sir, complete asshattery."

2. "Stop this asshattery at once!"

by Drevay June 27, 2005

asshat

a unit vector in the ass direction
(similar to i hat, a unit vector in the i (or x) direction, j hat, k hat, etc.)

"Andrew is such an asshat."
"Totally. His unit vector is definitely pointed in the ass direction."

by andiland August 11, 2005

asshate

an asshat who is a hater

Angie received an email from an asshate, he's a hater, he's an asshat.

Tommy couldn't believe the asshate from the fellow group members when he mentioned anal sex!!

That dude is such an asshate - he is a dickhead and a hater all mixed into one! wtf

by Penelope Storm August 10, 2012

Asshat

A ridiculous person who lies on television and makes a spectacle of himself usually by making outrageous claims of moral superiority and intellect.

Tucker Carlson is an Asshat.

by ME_Observer December 29, 2010