Assassin Phone

1. A phone that instead of having internet capabilities or hands free set up, has a tazer, retractable spikes, cyanide and arsenic compartments, choke cable, GPS with listings to convienent body dump sites, and a self destruction device.

2. The ultimate phone used by ultimate people. Buyers include Chuck Norris, Samuel L Jackson, Sean Connery, Benicio Del Toro, Russel Crowe, the nine members of the Wu-Tang Clan, Baby from who framed roger rabbit, Keanu Reeves, X-President Regan, Milla Jovovich, And the bald guy from Reign of Fire.

"What was the man strangled with?"
"It looks like it was done with an Assassin phone!"

by Assasin phone CEO September 3, 2007

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Silk Assassin

A cat like female - a femme fatale - moves with grace and cunning, but beneath the surface lay dark and dangerous motives, a master plan that only she knows about.

She weilds the powers of seduction and no man can withstand her. If she invites you to her bed, you may never wake - but if somehow you do, know this is not a female to be taken lightly.

The Silk Assassin prizes several virtues above all others - honesty, integrity, and intelligence.

Dont fuck with her, or you'll get cut.

Fred says, "Damn, that girl got some sweet boo-tay!"

Jeff replies, "Careful man, dat be some Silk Assassin. You watch yo' mouth or you gonna lose your fuck stick"

by Nixpayn December 7, 2004

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