asspockets

They are segments of a fart released in succession in order to stiffle the devastating effect of noxious, anally released, gas.

"You guys sure are lucky I dropped those asspockets, and not the whole fart."

by Adam-Bomb September 21, 2008

asspockets

They are segments of a fart released in succession in order to stiffle the devastating effect of noxious, anally released, gas.

You guys sure are lucky I dropped those asspockets , and not the whole fart."

by Adam-Bomb May 15, 2007

assjacket

Someone that is a dip shit. A habitual one upper, covered in a jacket of ass. assjacket Assjacket

An assjacket is a person who makes up stories that are always similar to others, yet unbelievable, just to be the one upper.

by jpizz6981 August 17, 2015

Assbasket

dumbass, retard, rude annoying person

*just reads and gives answer to #1*
jackson: whats number one
me: fucking assbasket its 3

by the.trillest.one April 20, 2018

Assfucker

A person who screws you over all the time. A complete user.

Mary the assfucker stole my t.v. and laptop today.

by It's a rap March 8, 2019

Assfucktard

A complete jerk who has screwed you over, stolen from you, manipulated your children and/or parents, kicked you out of your own house or just plain did you wrong on so many levels there is no other way to describe him.

A) Assfucktard lied to the cops and got a restraining order against me, kept the kids, my car and got me fired!

B) Don't be fooled by his charm...he's definitely an assfucktard behind that phony smile!

by Tama Hawk March 1, 2021

assbracket

Similar to asshat, but it a bracket all their own. Assbrackets will amaze you with their stupidity and lack of concern in general.

Come on assbracket, everybody's waiting on you.

OR
Shut your mouth assbracket, you're ruining it for everybody!

by AssCrackJr. July 28, 2021