ass fucking hole

a stupid driver that cuts you off or does something otherwise stupid in traffic. My wife came up with this one...
by zoniedude May 29, 2008
mugGet the ass fucking holemug.

hell ass fuck

Despite its spelling, it is used more like "Hell as Fuck" in both meaning and pronunciation- etymology and anthropological studies suggests that the "ass" was probably just added to increase the vulgarity of the phrase. It is used as a descriptive phrase to describe any noun which is "Hella Good/Bad" as "Holy Fuck", it can be used to describe both good things and bad things depending on context and how it is said- this is indicative of its origins as spoken vernacular.
That show was Hell ass Fuck! Shi-it!
by The WangStein October 10, 2005
mugGet the hell ass fuckmug.

ass fucking champion

When your so good at ass fucking your considered a champion
steves so good at ass fucking my sphincter is sore, hes an ass fucking champion
by Poepholl Pilot March 25, 2019
mugGet the ass fucking championmug.

Lazy-ass fuck

A Lazy-ass fuck is a loser, plain and simple.

On the other hand, some theologians believe that it might also be code for God or HHVH. The origin of this belief goes back to the notorious 13th century « Lazy God Manuscript », in which it is reported that Aquinas himself declared at the Second Council of Lyon in 1274 : « Est possibile, quod Deus est, in modum pecus a praesepibus viis. », meaning : « It is possible that God is, in effect, a lazy-ass fuck. » The authenticity of the manuscript has been questioned during the 18th and 19th centuries, but it is considered genuine today. Aquinas was the first theologian to achieve Thug Life status.
Tony : God is the shit!
Abraham : I know! He managed to drown every living being on Earth in a one shot flood even though he’s the Lazy-Ass Fuck Supreme! Rock on YHVH!
by AlabamaBaby April 7, 2021
mugGet the Lazy-ass fuckmug.

lesbian ass fucking

Where two ladies engage in sexual intercourse, doggy style, one wearing a strap on dildo and repeatedly sticking it in the other ones ass.
FUCK THOSE LADIES ARE LESBIAN ASS FUCKING. FUCK YEA FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER!
by Theanaldestroyer February 14, 2014
mugGet the lesbian ass fuckingmug.

ass-fucked

to be ripped off or screwed, particularly in relationship to a bad business deal or bad personal relationship that leaves you feeling violated
You spent that much for that old wreck? Dude, you were ass-fucked big time!
by bongoman January 1, 2008
mugGet the ass-fuckedmug.

given the ass-fuck

working my ass off; busy with the A hole

to say someone is busy
Dude 1: Hey, let's go to the next Laker's game.

Dude 2: Can't, I've been given the ass-fuck by my boss lately.
by igna April 29, 2007
mugGet the given the ass-fuckmug.

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