alpine

A car stereo made by Alpine. Considered to be the highest-quality around by the same kinds of people who think watermellon and fried chicken is gourmet cuisine.

Then I let the Alpine play/
I was pumpin' new shit by NWA.
-Easy-E, "Boyz in the Hood"

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003

Ampine

Noun: a female best friend to which you have no attraction towards
Verb: to make someone your female best friend

i tell my ampine everything about my love life

i ampined her

by p0tat0ez9801 July 10, 2013

Assiness

Assiness is basically ass, just when you’re such an ass, you have a lot of assiness...mhm.

Me: I like your smert assiness.

Person: Uh, that’s not a word.

Me: Check da Urban Dictionary, assiness.

by Roberta James June 25, 2018

alpine skunk

Alpine skunk is a type of skunk that only lives at winter resorts. You'll never see them but you can frequently smell them on the chairlift and in the parking lot. If you complain the resort employees will pretend they don't know what you're talking about.

"You tryna take another lap, bro?"

"Yeah man, let's ride hard today. What's that smell, though?"

"Oh, must be those alpine skunks out again. Smelly fuckers."

by Tronedrone December 25, 2018

Acer Aspire V3-572G

The laptop I am using to write this definition right now.

I'm still rocking the 7-year-old piece of shit Acer Aspire V3-572G.

by HamoodHabibi2.0 November 13, 2021

Alpine Fever

When a Black and/or African-American female is primarily attracted to White men.

Sabrina, a Black woman, was walking by the tennis courts and saw two buff White guys playing without their shirts on and she told her girlfriend "How do I choose between cream and sugar?" "Damn!" her girlfriend said. "You and your Alpine Fever!"

by Eighty Three June 17, 2011

aspinaut

Derived from the combination of Aspie+Autie. Someone on the autism spectrum who displays features of both autism and Asperger's Syndrome.

"So are you Aspie or Autie"?
"I'm more of an aspinaut".

by 1210donna April 3, 2009