Mike Ashley is a fat cockney bastard. He loves to shag Dennis Wise and will suck you off for a pound. He is foaming because Amanda Staveley spent £40 of his money on a curry. He has to change his shirt every half our coz he’s fat as fuck the smelly bellend
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