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monkey looking out of a bear's arsehole

An ugly woman with long frizzy hair
Winsome was the spitting image of a monkey looking out of a bear's arsehole.
by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009
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arsehole

the arsehole.
an exceptionally foul mood,brought on by a particular event,or events.
the traffic's so bad,its enough to give you the arsehole!

I crashed the family car,now my mum's got the arsehole with me!

the arsehole is prevalent!(foul mood is on its way)

i've given everyone the arsehole,when i lost that lotto ticket
by george is a goldfish October 16, 2009
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The Dance of The Flaming Arseholes

A Dance (Now more of a game), This is Now been commonly abbreviated to just Flaming Arseholes.
In This Dance the competitors put a piece of flaming toilet paper in their pants, it is a tradition to only were pants while doing it. (the breifer, the better!)

The dance is to be done around a swimming pool, This is because in the game if your arse get too Hot or your pants set on fire you can jump in the pool. The last person to jump in wins and is allowed to take the Flaming Paper out. Any number of players are allowed to take part and process around the pool in the clockwise directon. The length of paper used must not be longer than reaching the floor, all participants must present their paper tails to a single igniter and the dance starts when all the tails are simeltaniously lit.

There is a secret of the game is to proceed around the pool at a speed which is not so fast as for the wind to extinguish the flame but not so slow as to cause the paper to flare and set fire to your arsehole!

This Dance was originally created in 1992, in Scotland but the maker then moved back to his House in Hertfordshire were he Expanded the game into many differant continents of the world, it has even been recored that it was played in Australia.

By this year the game has been changed in a number of differant ways E.G People often play in Pubs and House without pools where you take the paper out when it gets too Hot.

The famailiar cry of this dance is "Holy Shit my Arse in on Fire"
John "I did The Dance Of the Flaming Arseholes last night"

Nick "Oh Really what happend?"

John "Well i lost, my pants got burnt to a crisp and my arasehole nearly set on fire"
by wenters123 August 31, 2013
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arsehole

She arseholed Tom and Harry and now Dick is all she ever thinks about.
by England phi beta gamma December 13, 2007
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Would you like a X in your arsehole?

Would you like a X in your arsehole? is a very small internet meme started by YouTuber Steven Thornalley (steviet7)
The video was a give-away for an un-wanted code for dagger weapons in the 2009 video game The Saboteur, where he said "Would you like a pair of daggers in your arsenal?"
After which, he replayed the clip, but slowed it down, with the word 'arsenal' sounding like 'arsehole' (as he brought up in an annotation)
This lead to the very unknown meme 'Would you like a X in your arsehole?'
It is also usually said during giveaways by steviet7.
Person 1: Hey, I'm doing a giveaway!
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: Oh, these controllers
Person 3: Would you like a X in your arsehole?
by danday352 February 17, 2010
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arsehoar

A derogatory term, combining the words *arse* and *whore*, (althought spelt "arsehoar" for phonetic convenience). If I'm sounding too complicated you should have gone to a better school...owned.
1."what up man, how's it hanging gangsta?"
2. "You Sir, are an arsehoar of the highest standard"
1. "wtf d00d, u just totally blew away r frendship"
2. "Owned."
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arseholex

Guy who thinks hes mr big shot because he has a rolex
mr big shot: hey look at my rolex, I guess this makes me cool now!
sensible person: go away you arseholex
by crazysoops January 13, 2009
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