Ding-Donging Around

Verb. Occurs when an individual (usually male) is walking around his house or a locker room naked, not giving a damn that there are other people around him; occurs most often when someone calls you and you're in the middle of changing

Dude, I know the towels in this locker room are moldy, but could you please just grab one and stop ding-donging around?

by Kennyhulpach August 15, 2010

Fuck shit around

Let’s just do something to waste time, Doing nothing. (The credit goes to Parsa)

Yo Karl, Let’s go outside fuck shit around.
Ayooo, I’m tired. Let’s go fuck shit around in the mall.

by Datboiprs September 29, 2018

He was just turning his life around

The phrase commonly said by a career criminal’s family to the media after getting killed by the police or citizen during the commission of a felonious act. The deceased victim’s family will tell tall stories of how the deceased was going to be a sports star or a rapper.

My son graduated Chino State “College” and he was just turning his life around.

by Crime don't pay February 10, 2012

hungarian wrap-around

When you are making out with a random Eastern European person while standing in close proximity to someone with whom you'd much rather be making out (a.k.a. Your soulmate). Your soulmate must also be slaying a rando, preferably a serviceman. Eye contact with your soulmate is required.

Friend 1: "Yo, did you see Ryan giving Nicole the Hungarian Wrap-Around at the tent dance last night?"

Friend 2: "Yea she was totally crushing Fat Coasty with her mouth. But also, Ryan is a fucking chotch."

Friend 1: "Yea seriously. Next time I see him carrying his fucking orgo-playset, I'm going to jandro that shit."

Friend 3 (while shoulder shrugging): "Ayyyyyyy"

Friends 1 & 2: "Shut the fuck up, Cem"

by Jandro69 November 5, 2013

arkansic

First coined by irony meme page anglosiegepiller, The adjective signifies slight but intense confidence. Mostly used to define a person’s smile, facial expressions or mannerisms.

Michael Keaton gave an Arkansic smile on the set of “The Founder”

by gregorymoserville23 November 20, 2019

The World Doesn't Revolve Around You

Fuck you, but without using the word "fuck".

Son: "Mom, I'm really hungry right now, I want some more food."
Mom (Karen): "You need to share with your little sister."
Son: "But she has already eaten three bowls of it already!"
Mom: "She's younger than you, and besides: THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU!!!11!!"
Son: "Yeah, FUCK YOU TOO then!"

by VectorFluxion December 2, 2020

Arkansas Barking Spider

To pass gas, Fart

joe: passes gas
pete: what the hell was that?
joe: must have been an Arkansas Barking Spider

by handymanCT December 17, 2009